Elf Watch 2: Glamour

Glamour. Noun.

1. The quality of fascinating, alluring, or attracting, especially by a combination of charm and good-looking.

2. Excitement, adventure, and unusual activity:the glamour of being an explorer.


3. Magic or enchantment; spell; witchery.



There are no books written about elves. Nothing that you’ll find in the non fiction section of the library anyway. That is their doing. They have put all the information about themselves into fairy stories. But there are a few of us who have done the research. Who have looked past the lies they are telling about themselves and have found out the truth behind that they have hidden.


We are not sure how many of us there are in the world. Us – the people who can see them for who they are, we who are not deceived by glamour, but the rest of you. You must trust us and believe what we say. There may not be much time left. They have been here for centuries, slowly becoming more and more powerful. Slowly changing this world to make it more comfortable for them.


The technological explosion of the last half century should be an indicator of how things are moving in an unnatural way. Even within my lifetime things have moved on beyond imagination. When I was young, music was played on tapes, films were on videos and computers were for scientists. Then came cds, mididisks, mp3s and ipods. Instead of videos we have DVDs and Blue-ray. We download from Itunes and watch on our laptops. Computers that took up whole rooms are gone and my mobile phone has more functions than my first computer. Do you honestly think that these revolutionary changes to the entire way that humanity functions could have come about all by pure coincidence? They are creating a more suitable environment for themselves.


As things advance more and more we, who can see the things, we become more and more concerned that our time is running out. Everyday more of earth’s resources become dedicated to the lifestyles of these things. And although we don’t know exactly how many of them there are we are convinced that they’re numbers are going. Everyday new ‘celebrities’ are born. Celebrities for no other reason than that they appear on some reality t.v. show. Made in Chelsea, The Only Way is Essex, Big Brother, The X-factor; all of these are populated by elves who need the attention to live. Now, I don’t mean to imply that everyone who appears on these shows, everyone on t.v, everyone in the movies are elves. By no means! The elves need humans to do their bidding. Humans who they can feed from. Humans who will honour them and give them the attention they require.


I suppose it is unimaginable to believe that someone who looks as amazing as they do is actually a goblin – like creature. I have never seen them in their ‘pretty’ state. I cannot see their glamour. In the same way that you won’t believe that they are hideous I cannot believe that they are attractive. They make me feel sick. They actually make me shudder whenever I see them. But I watch them so that I can try to predict their next move.


Have you noticed how the political leaders have become subjected to gossip magazines? How the minor royals are selling coverage of their weddings to the media in the same way as the minor celebrities? The elves have moved into the political realms and this is why we really must act now. Some people are protesting against the actions of the elves but we should be fighting against the elves themselves. We cannot vote them out. We cannot use democracy. They infiltrate every party. They cover even the vilest policies with glamour until it is too late to act against it.


I met an elf in public once. I went to a book signing with some friends. They were excited to finally meet the awesomeness that was this celebrity. I watched those in the queue in front of us, kissing the elf, allowing the thing to touch them. It disgusted me. I could see the mark of the elf on their skin, grey and sticky, seeping into their skin and infecting their blood.


When I got to the front of the queue, the elf immediately recognised me for what I was and I could see the fear in its eyes. I was frightening to the thing that has caused me nightmares since I was a child. And I enjoyed the feeling of power.It was then I realised that my knowledge of the true form was going to get me in trouble. Although I had the power over one individual elf. They had power over many humans. Within minutes of the elf recognising me I was being escorted out of the shop where the book signing was being held. The security guards took me around to the loading bays of the shopping centre, beat me up and left me for dead in a recycling bin. Thankfully, it was recycling day and I was discovered before the elves had one less person to worry about.


I received an email the other day from a reader of this blog asking what made me think that the elves were so evil. The reader was suggesting that the elves might be here to help us. Since they had invented Hollywood and celebrity and other ways of us enjoying ourselves. Maybe, said the reader, maybe they were nice and were just trying to help humanity. If that were so then their adjustments would actually be helping the entirety of humanity. As it turns out fewer and fewer members of humanity are getting the advantages. At first it was only members of the western world who were evolving at the expense of those in the developing world. Now, it is just the super rich who are benefiting from the policy changes and political systems. And who are the super rich? If you don’t know the answer by now the you are probably reading the wrong blog. There is only one group benefiting from the changes and it isn’t any group of humans.


Elves are selfish. They only care about doing things that will help them. They are not trying to help humanity. Yes, some of the things they have done have helped us but that is a mere side effect and it won’t last. They are slowly eroding away what makes us who we are.


Some of you question why I write this. Some of you think that I am drawing attention to the elves by writing this and since the elves are looking for the attention then surely I am doing them a service.


There are a number of reasons. The first and most important reason why I write this is so that there is an online source of information for other people who might see the shrivelled disgusting things for what they are and what to know what they are truly seeing. I am sure that there are many other elf watchers out there who are desperate to discover why they see ugly when others see beauty. I hope that this blog will be a starting point for them.


The second reason is the only way we can defeat the elves is by seeing them for what they are, by outing them for what they are. When we are not deceived by their glamour then we can take back control over our destinies. It is important for those who can see the elves to reveal them to those who cannot see them so that everyone, all of us together, can make a stand against them.


If you click on the link above you will be able to see a list of known elf personalities. When you see them on t.v. remember what they really are. Remember that they want your attention and remember to name them and shame them and don’t get caught up in their lies.



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